astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ohmymckirk:

QUICK MY GOVERNMENT ISN’T LOOKING

SOMEONE HELP ME LEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM

awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

awwww-cute:

Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up

jurassicaaaa:

elkaw:

fucking gordon ramsay

The Prisoner of Azkanaan

sapamanders:

Miley Cyrus stripped down to reflect vulnerability and sang about a failed relationship.

Robin Thicke, fully clothed, chased naked, oversexualized women and sang about nonessential consent.

The former refers to the pain of emotional exploitation; the latter exemplifies how exciting it is to exploit.

Why, then, is the latter more acceptable?

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