truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

oh-omegalomaniac:

denise-huxxtable:

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women?” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

This is so fucking sad

Anonymous
When I was in 1st grade, there were these older boys that had failed grades and were really mean to everyone, like bullies I guess. And no one ever messed with them back because we wee all scared. And they would literally drag me behind the gym and hold me and my friend down and touch us and kiss us and stuff. Eventually I told the my parents because it was getting really.. really bad. And my teacher told my parents I shouldn't dress so, and I quote, ''Girlish''

fuckyeahloldemort:

What the FUCK you were 6 years old! That is disgusting. If that was my kid I would let them wear the girliest dresses just to spite them! I am so angry. 

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

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